Today, we're announcing the most significant leap forward in billing technology since someone invented the number "net-30."
For years, you've had to wait until after delivering a service before invoicing a client. Backward. Inefficient. Frankly, a little rude to your cash flow.
That changes today.
BillingServ TemporalPay™ uses Quantum Billing Entanglement (QBE) to send invoices backwards through time, so your clients receive payment reminders before the work has even started. By the time you finish the project, the money is already in your account. Sometimes from last Tuesday.
How does it work?
We partnered with three physicists, a philosopher, and a very confused accountant to build a Temporal Invoice Engine™ into the BillingServ platform. Here's the process:
- You create a quote. As soon as you save it, TemporalPay dispatches the invoice to your client's past self.
- Your client pays. They won't know why. They'll just feel a vague sense of financial obligation and an urge to open their banking app.
- You deliver the work. Completely funded. Zero chasing. You feel like a genius.
Features
Retroactive Dunning™: If a client pays late, the system reaches back and makes them pay on time. From their perspective, they always paid promptly. From them, you still owe an apology.
Pre-loaded Stripe Balance: Your Stripe dashboard will show revenue from invoices you haven't issued yet. Our support team is trained not to ask questions about this.
Temporal Dispute Resolution: If a client disputes a charge, TemporalPay retroactively ensures they agreed to your terms of service — even if you hadn't written them yet. Legal says this is fine.
The "Groundhog Invoice" Mode: For nightmare clients who always find a reason to delay: the same invoice repeats every morning until paid. They will not remember the previous days. You will.
What our beta testers are saying
"I got paid for a project I haven't started. I'm scared to not do it." — Tom, SaaS founder
"My accountant quit. Something about 'violations of linear time.' Worth it." — Sarah, web hosting company
"I sent an invoice in March. My client paid in February. I have questions." — Anonymous
Pricing
TemporalPay™ is included on all BillingServ plans at no extra cost, effective retroactively from when you first signed up.
If you're not yet a customer, don't worry. You've already been billed.
Happy April Fools' Day from the BillingServ team.
We didn't invent time-travelling invoices. But we did build billing software that makes chasing payments feel a lot less like time travel and more like clockwork. Automated recurring billing, smart dunning sequences, and payment collection that actually works, no physics degree required.
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